Do you trim your man fur?

cheapersleeper · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 12:58 pm Post subject: Do you trim your man fur?

You wouldn't think it if you just bumped into me at the lake, but I am severely over man-furred. Pretty much head to toe. My question is: Do you do any pruning? Or do you just go Bigfoot?
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BigPoppa · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 01:01 pm Post subject:

I'm so hairy big foot takes pictures of me!

And no, I don't manscape

cheapersleeper · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 01:10 pm Post subject:

BigPoppa wrote:

I'm so hairy big foot takes pictures of me!

And no, I don't manscape

As long as Mrs. BigPoppa is OK with it, you're good to go.

I'm single and still have daydreams of a meaningless relationship with a young hottie. I think the young hottie demographic demands manscaping.
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Dewey · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 01:16 pm Post subject:

Don't do it. If she won't accept you as you are you don't want or need her.

fishin1 · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 01:22 pm Post subject:

Dewey wrote:

Don't do it. If she won't accept you as you are you don't want or need her.

amen ........
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cheapersleeper · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 01:23 pm Post subject:

Dewey wrote:

Don't do it. If she won't accept you as you are you don't want or need her.

Dewey, so far there has been no great response from the young hotties.

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Liverpool_Fan · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 02:08 pm Post subject:

If you want your hottie to have the same values that is fine. that is un trimmed and un cared for. to me thats not a hottie but to some it might be.

I think if you want to hit the hottie trail then a bit of work wouldn't go a miss. at least do nose and ears and try to keep your back/shoulder/chest hair below your shirt collar.

It depends what demographic you hottie lies in. if you want a young urbanite type she might expect a bit of grooming as a show that you don't mind looking after yourself.

Thankfully my hair issues are in the "lack of" category so these things don't apply to me. basically ask yourself what you would expect of her and translate that into mens terms............. just don't go get yourself a brazilian

or if you do , keep it to yourself

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jjason · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 02:27 pm Post subject:

Liverpool_Fan wrote:

If you want your hottie to have the same values that is fine. that is un trimmed and un cared for. to me thats not a hottie but to some it might be.

I think if you want to hit the hottie trail then a bit of work wouldn't go a miss. at least do nose and ears and try to keep your back/shoulder/chest hair below your shirt collar.

It depends what demographic you hottie lies in. if you want a young urbanite type she might expect a bit of grooming as a show that you don't mind looking after yourself.

Thankfully my hair issues are in the "lack of" category so these things don't apply to me. basically ask yourself what you would expect of her and translate that into mens terms............. just don't go get yourself a brazilian

or if you do , keep it to yourself

LMAO

mans got a way with words!!

cheapersleeper · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 02:29 pm Post subject:

The hottie thing was a joke!!! I am twice divorced and afraid of women. If a woman exposed herself to me I would run away crying and screaming like a little girl.

I do grow an amazing back pelt and tend to trim it down quarterly...
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jjason · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 02:51 pm Post subject:

cheaper, Just to let you know, most Texas ladies go for the
Conservative Gun tot'n Republican types

polebender · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 02:56 pm Post subject:

this is funny as all get out!!!

I got the same problem, the hair problem, not the woman problem

When I was growing up, you weren't a man until you had hair on your chest! Then when it spread to your back, you were a hairy man

I think I partially agree with Simon, but I didn't understand everything he said due to his East Texas accent. Shave your neck so it doesn't look like something is crawling up out of there and you should be good.

Looking for a hottie

Now sometimes ya just gotta be realistic.
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cheapersleeper · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 02:59 pm Post subject:

jjason wrote:

cheaper, Just to let you know, most Texas ladies go for the
Conservative Gun tot'n Republican types

OK, rarely do I really Laugh Out Loud at a post, but you have me going.

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cheapersleeper · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 03:04 pm Post subject:

Here you go Joe, it really works!!

http://www.mangroomer.com/

And yeah, when I grew chest hair, which was like eighth grade, the girlies thought it was grand. But now styles have changed and I am supposed to have the body of Atlas, the body hair of a nine year old, yet still have a beard... I have one of those three covered.
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FishingDad · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 03:14 pm Post subject:

Ever heard the term TMI---This thread could be the scariest in History.

But why don't let the girl do the 'scaping....on you!?!?!?!?!?

cheapersleeper · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 03:17 pm Post subject:

FishingDad wrote:

Ever heard the term TMI---This thread could be the scariest in History.

I didn't post pics

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ScottB · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 03:51 pm Post subject:

OMG, I should lock this topic before it goes any further! I am laughing so hard I'm crying. I'm not sure what LLF has become?

cheapersleeper · Posted: Wed, Aug 20 2008 03:54 pm Post subject:

I'm really sorry. I am stuck at home and am not allowed to do any of the stuff that I either need or want to do. You are seeing the results of my efforts to entertain myself.
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