Thursday humor

chase · Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2008 12:45 pm Post subject: Thursday humor

A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Texas and goes to a
big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job.

The Manager Says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin .'

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was
locked up, the boss came down.

'How many customers bought something from you today?'

The kid says 'one'.

The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.'

'How much was the sale for?'

The kid says '$101,237.65'.

The boss says '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook.
Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a
larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need
a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I
sold him a Twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't
think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to
the automotive department and sold him that 4 X 4 Expedition.'

The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you
sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife,
and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'
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Tommy Boy · Posted: Thu, Aug 21 2008 01:04 pm Post subject:

Chase that was classic! Now if I could ever find a sales job, that is the kinda person I would like to be!

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